The Actual Tales by Bob

Shockingly, given the amount of other content on this site, Bob does actually write books on occasion. Who would have thought it? You can find links below to a selection of what he has on offer. 2020 will be bringing quite a bit more as he actually really ramps up his self-publishing career. So keep an eye out for that! You can also support his efforts on his Patreon.

The Secret Lives of.... Series

The Secret Lives of Clams!

Bob, has set out to become the world's foremost expert on species of clams that do not exist. This book is the product of those efforts, artfully positioning him in the role of fictional clam connoisseur. Within these pages you will find ten different clams, from the fearsome Clampire to the roguish Running Clam. With each comes a carefully crafted visual representation, including one by famed artist Ryan Frank. Click HERE to buy, or read on Kindle Unlimited for free!

What people are saying:

"You get off to the lamentations of the people you torture with your crappy jokes." - Chris May, Security Expert

"A true wonder of naturism!" - The ghost of Audubon, in a daydream Bob had.

"Oh yeah, that." - Ryan Frank, artist, upon being reminded of his artful contribution.

"I have never hated clams more." - Rachel Lindley, HR specialist

"I can't believe you thinks I'm gonna gas you up on your clam idea. I love you and support you, but this is worse than a meth problem." Kieth Miskell, Semi-Pro Disc Golf Champion 

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Anthologies as Robert McGough

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Southern Haunts 3

Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

I had my southern horror tale 'The Jar' placed in this rad anthology.

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Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

My story "Whispers on the Wind" was placed in this anthology of Found Fiction.

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Avast, Ye Airships!

Journals of Horror: Found Fiction

Avast, Ye Airships!

My steampunk tale 'Colonel Gurthwait and the Black Hydra' was placed in this killer anthology all about steampunk pirates.

Self Help

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Create Your Way to Freedom

 Are you creative? Stuck in a rut? Like a book with a snarky, dry wit telling you how to better yourself and achieve your goals? Then this is the product for you! Even better if you have a short attention span, as this is fairly short!

Really though, included within are a few easy to understand steps that will hopefully help you achieve your goals. Using frequent examples and a bit of common sense, the book lays out a pathway that anyone can follow. 


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